What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 00:14
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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A View to a Kill
-J W Pepper
Goldfinger
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Diamonds Are Forever
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Dr No
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.